Flames Sign Bertuzzi


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Excuse me ?!!! WTF ?!!!!!

Ha Ha (nervous laugh)… I thought you said that the Flames just signed Todd Bertuzzi. That’s a good one. Ha Ha. Really… you’re killing me with your great jokes!!! ROTFL!!!

For the last 2 playoffs I’ve cheered against the Red Wings (’07) and the Ducks (’08) to lose in the playoffs simply for the fact that Bertuzzi played for them. I despise this guy because of the goon that he is, and for the ‘sign with whatever team you think will win you a cup’ player that he’s become.

And now my team has gone and signed him to a 1 year, $1.9M contract! What the F**K am I supposed to do? Really… what are all the Flames fans out here supposed to do? We have to cheer for him when he scores now. We don’t have a choice. We can’t hope that his $1.9M dollar ass gets injured so we can pretend this never happened. Not with the salary cap, etc.

What I really hope now is that he isn’t distracted by “the lawsuit” so that he sucks like he did in Anaheim last season.

This stinks… but I guess I don’t have a choice. I’m just going to have to get used to it. Damn you Bertuzzi!

About Greg Hounslow (558 Posts)

Greg is the founder of Red Mile Blog has been following the Flames through good times and bad since they arrived in Calgary in the early 80s. He has written hundreds of articles on the Flames since 2005 and considers himself an expert on hockey inconsistency and frustration. He shoots right and usually plays defence, but has been known to jump up in the rush. He is a 2-time CAHL men's league champion and knows the sweet taste of beer from a Cup.

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